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#44470 (234/360) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* sexylady69 has joined #phishtank
* sexylady69 is now known as craig`
<craig`> ahem.

#44423 (201/337) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AI> do you know how to get legal free music?
<AI> call a random helpdesk
<AI> you'll get free music for at least 20 minutes

#44446 (161/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Imitarate> damn... now i'm hungry. i should go to bed before i try to make food and burn the house down
<Imitarate> cereal can be complicated

#44447 (175/337) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sEcretz> This is scary but 5 years ago when i was still 12 and just found out IRC i used to sign in and act as if im a girl just coz of the curiosity. Im guilty! kill me now!
<SeXy|GirL> Oh... talking about confessions...
* SeXy|GirL is now known as SeXy|BoY
<sEcretz> Damn it..... i cybered with you :(

#44411 (141/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
scanty@SPARC: i had a hard time finding a mother's day card.
scanty@SPARC: since they don't make any for dysfunctional families.
helf: lol
aGNUstic: heh
scanty@SPARC: I find the perfect card.
scanty@SPARC: then open it.
scanty@SPARC: and it says some sh*t like "I love you*

#44410 (81/179) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Kodan882: I DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT TYPO
Kodan882: i went to look up Breastplate on wikipedia
Kodan882: but i instead typed Beastality
Kodan882: FUCK
DragonmasterJB0: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DragonmasterJB0: Gogo Freud.

#44435 (93/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Neitokun wanders around looking for something to do * maybe i'll just go into the *gasp* real world... <<
<Neitokun> nevermind, theres a new story coming up on slashdot.
<Neitokun> ... >< did i seriously just say that?
<Doc_Shinryuu> Yes, you did. :D
<Neitokun> damnit.

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