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[WhipSmart] how has humanity lasted this long..?
[Mordenkainen] because sharks can't walk
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<vhold> "a government mandated wireless protocol that transmits to the receiver how many calories and other nutritional information they will receive from their food purchase."
<Skud> vhold: wtf?
<vhold> I just made that up and put it in quotes to make more interesting
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<EvilPasta> "<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter"
<EvilPasta> Bah, i got frreakin fired for eating a cheeseburger i stole
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< wasdeep> and i have "help" in my hilight list, which is annoying when people say the word "help" but aren't requesting help
* yawgm8th is listening to "The Beatles - Help!"
< yawgm8th> if somene kicked me in the nards i'd let out a loud whelp
< wasdeep> hehehehe
< wasdeep> stop it, bitch
< yawgm8th> i can't help it
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talking about the /hilight command in irssi
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