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#44162 (233/427) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&Segosa> :(
<+Mikal> Turn that frown upside down.
<&Segosa> ):Comment: #sysnode @ irc.sysnode.org

#44142 (157/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cenobite> I was self-employed, but my boss fired me
<Cenobite> that ass

#44140 (64/158) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<biounix> i am building this little inventory system for work
<biounix> a side project because shit seems to disappear
<biounix> and we need to keep track of stuff right
<_stan> you need help with the fraud module?
<biounix> haha
<biounix> what type of fraud module?
<_stan> the kind that can pull shit out of the inventory so you can steal it, of course.
<biounix> nah
<biounix> i dont steal shit from work
<_stan> yeah, because you don't have a fraud module.
<biounix> hahahaha

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<Alkaline2k> i have no soul after goatse
<Alkaline2k> it's like a black abyss that sucks in all joy
<Alkaline2k> and then it just ruins my day when i have to reach in there and take it back out

#44155 (36/166) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tina_> ill have u know im very happy with my partner
<jeriko> sure, but does he know that we fucked 3 months ago you dirty little slut. but don't worry i won't say anything to russell
<tina_> im not sure if he knows. why not ask tina when she releives her MOM from the computer?
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