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#43969 (373/565) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sektie> my boyfriend, in mid thrust, stops and goes "oops" and gets a sheepish look on his face.
<sektie> NOT A GOOD APRIL FOOLS.

#44056 (260/440) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(idler) bear with me
(QFoundation) want me to call animal control?