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<@Quasar`> my biological clock is ticking
<@Quasar`> 25-year-old virgin sounds worse than serial killer to me
<@Quasar`> damn I need 3 more quarters to finish a pyramid of quarters
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<Luigi30> A bat flew into a hotel room once with my dad's friend who was dropping acid. He went absolutely psycho. My dad walks in, the bat leaves. He asks what the hell went on, and his friend said a 16 foot flying rabbit on rollerskates flew into the room.
<ChrisCF> o_O
<Luigi30> When asked what the rollerskates were for, he said it was so that it didn't break its ankles when it landed.
<ChrisCF> I should stop reading IRC
<Luigi30> This folks, is why you don't drop acid with bats!
<ugen64> um... okay
<Grammy> I'll make a mental note.
<BillyH> Flew into the room, asked for directions, and then flew out humming Onward Christian Soldiers?
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#wikipedia
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<@Catcher> if only the government had a blog...
<@thc\ip> ...
<@thc\ip> " haa haa suckers"
<@thc\ip> is all it would say
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#geekissues @ EFNet
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<Lacey> int *y; for (int i = 0; i < 1000; i++) { y = &y; }
<Lacey> Someone handed that to me and asked: "Why doesn't it work"
<Lacey> I stared at it and finally asked "What do you think it is supposed to even do?!?!"
<dfryer> what did they want it to *do*?
<Lacey> They thought it was a linked list...
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#planeshift
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<eldritch> today I stole wheat bran!
<eldritch> I marked my bag of whole wheat pasta with the number for regular pasta (whole wheat costs 2x as much :P)
<eldritch> and since the number is a diff between a 6 and a 9 if I get caught I can just say "oops how dyslexic of me"
<Fennec> haha
<eldritch> I checked my receipt after and sure enough the woman at the counter didnt notice and only charged me for spaghetti and not whole wheat spaghetti
<eldritch> next time I am going to see if I can sneak cashews out disguised as peanuts!
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#angband, WorldIRC
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<MumblyJoe> minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs using strips of bacon
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<@sporn> the rude fucks who live behind are playing loud pappy music
<@sporn> so I turned the mower on and left it in the back yard
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#notmelbourne, oz.org
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