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#43804 (213/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<psych> Worrying sucks.
<psych> Let's start a crusade against worrying!
<smm> I agree
<psych> But what would we do if it all went horribly wrong?
<psych> ...ah crap.
#43795 (140/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<R3mix> my social studies teachers computer crashed today and she got the ever-too-common "program has performed an illegal operation" message
<R3mix> so a few minuted later she was on the phone with the network admin and she was saying
<R3mix> "my computer says i have performed an illegal abortion"
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<Ravenclaw> i want to sew "bad mother fucker" onto my wallet somehow
<Meo`> you should probably have someone else sew it
<Meo`> bad motherfuckers dont sew
#43832 (81/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gaurav> you're a bit of a comedian
<thame^> you're a megabyte of a fag
Comment: #mircscripts.org Undernet
#43872 (95/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kf`ill> I went with a girl to a bar once, she had one boob bigger then the other, there was a breast contest to see who's was the biggest, she took 1st and third placeComment: #script @ irc.gamesurge.net

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