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#43688 (532/672) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag <RedBeard> should i buy an xbox vga adapter for $75?
<RedBeard> i think i shall buy one.
<Syntacs> You could your TV.
<Hippo> He *could* his TV, Syntacs! That's right!
* Hippo pats Syntacs.
<Syntacs> I don't have time for verbs Hippo. I'm a man of action. I realize this may seem contradictory at first. |
#43695 (171/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag <SpazLink> Dyslexic?
<Kederaji> Why is that word so bloody hard to spell?
<Kederaji> It's like it's taunting them.
<Kederaji> "Guess what, you're dyslexic, and you'll never be able to spell it!"Comment: esper.net #C&T
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#43595 (171/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Jesse> RedBeard: probably a good ice breaker would have been "man, this stuff doesn't look all that great" when you two were looking at the main food line
<Jesse> without the "man" part, though
<RedBeard> i dunno, i wouldnt find "man" to really be gender-specific
<RedBeard> it's a lot like "gee" or "whoa"
<Jesse> yeah, depends on the situation
<GreenToad> "woman! This food is crap!" |
#43593 (183/377) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Mediator> You know what would be hawt?
<Mediator> Lindsey lohan in a full master chief outfit
<Bonzi> You are by far the person least likely to ever have sex in this channelComment: irc.rscheatnet.com #rscheatnet
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#43586 (123/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag <HauntedUnix> Don't mention milking in my presence, had a rather unusual meeting yesterday with someone..
<Dave2|Laptop> HauntedUnix, milking?
<HauntedUnix> Dave2|Laptop: Do you honestly want me to explain?
<Dave2|Laptop> yes
<HauntedUnix> As a Prefect, I get the amazing fun to go visit primary schools, for the whole.. Year 7 introduction thing. One of the year 4s came up to me and said.. "The teacher is a cow.. we milk her boobies"
<Ebola> HauntedUnix: Did he explain the milkng process? :P
<HauntedUnix> Ebola: I said "That's nice.." and ran away |
#43636 (83/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag <JibberJim> Pope buried in St Peter's crypt
<JibberJim> Isn't that a bit unfair on St Peter?
<JibberJim> making them share like that?Comment: #swhack on irc.freenode.net
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