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#43708 (229/341) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CeZ> bewpy: hows your microphone doing?
<bewpy> it doesnt work for some reason..
<bewpy> why u ask?
<CeZ> bewpy, you were drunk and we convinced you that your microphone was going to kill you.. so you beat on it

#43722 (167/303) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Volante> so here's today's laundry lesson...
<Volante> don't wash a feather pillow in a washing machine
<Beckka> yeah
<Beckka> feathers come out
<Volante> feathers EVERYWHERE....
<Volante> layers upon layers of feathers
<Volante> it looks like a flock of ducks flew into the garage and summarily exploded

#43730 (141/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<truth-> I was wrong, the KKK aren't racist, they're just portrayed that way by the insidious liberal media.
<truth-> It's all explained on their informative website.
<truth-> My eyes have been opened to the truth!
<truth-> A. We don't kill black people. This is another mis-conception about the Klan. What is true is that there have been men in the past who joined the Klan in order to benefit from the wearing of the robe and hood - to be able to commit a crime against some one they did not like. This was not the objective of the Klan, but only the prerogative of some misfits in the 60's.
<truth-> They don't kill black people... This question is so common they had to answer it in the FAQ.Comment: Efnet

#43711 (142/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jwh> My ex gf once told me that girls don't poop
<jwh> I told her she was full of shit.

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