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#43666
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<R3mix> ok so there was this time
<R3mix> i had got my new GeForce 6800 Ultra 3 days previous
<R3mix> and i had just put on better thermal compound and overclocked it
<R3mix> and so i booted up and started UT2k4 and a few mins later i smelled like this horrible burning smell
<R3mix> and it scared the crap out of me
<Jason_> Is your video card ok?
<R3mix> yeah, the smell turned out to be my moms cooking
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<@Alucard> Uptime: 3 weeks 3 hours 52 minutes 34 seconds
<@Alucard> :)
<+Twiz> oh yeah?
<+Twiz> well
<+Twiz> my wang is 9" long so BEAT THAT
<!CompHobbyist> it's your job to beat that not ours
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MySeLf169: today we had softball practice
MySeLf169: and while we were playing, a group of guys from a nearby high school drove by
MySeLf169: and yelled "softball's for pussies!"
MySeLf169: so I replied "fuck you, you bastards!" and flipped them off
MySeLf169: then it hit me
MySeLf169: the softball team I was on was for my church
MySeLf169: and the senior minister was on our team
MySeLf169: I think I'll sit in the back this sunday....
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<cmantito> money is no object!
<warfreak2> yes, it's a class that has no instances
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