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#43490 (238/356) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Calum> going to bed at 4am, then getting woken by traffic at 8am is unpleasant
<Calum> *grumbles about his head being sore*
<Alice> How about going to bed at 1 am and waking up at 5 to go to work?
<Calum> that's also unpleasant
<Alice> It is what I am about to do
<Calum> i've gone to bed at 5 and gotten up at 6 for work before
<@ALC> but its effectively 2 am :p
<+MStar> or drinking heavily and waking up the next morning wearing nothing but kitty ears in some stranger guy's bed?
<Calum> wtf?
<Alice> o.O
<@ALC> ...
<+MStar> i mean.. finish school project at 4 and need to wake up at 7.
<Calum> oh yeah, that's unpleasant. |
#43508 (135/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sEcretz> What happened was i was watchin porn on my PC and i blacked out. My mum found me unconcious on the floor with my dick out and porn on the screen. She hasnt spoken to me since. |
#43510 (175/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Syntacs> I don't know how the Allies managed to win WW2 without quicksave.
<@mittens> meh.
< Akamu> Syntacs: They used wall hacks!
< Akamu> Which resulted in the Axis calling the Allies 'gay' alot.
< Akamu> Don't you know your history?
<@Syntacs> Yeah, I remember. "OMFG quit camping England!" -Hitler |
#43506 (158/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dracos> Education levels by vocabulary:
<Dracos> Drop out: Dude, this is like, watch my hands!
<Dracos> High school: Using this technique, I can accomplish something.
<Dracos> Undergraduate: Understanding this paradigm, I can accomplish more.
<Dracos> Graduate: Defining a paradigm, we can see that this subtree of technique and method becomes more clear.
<Dracos> Doctorate/Post-Doctorate: Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm. |
#43492 (123/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@ddew|bofh) heh, I really need to get out more. I just ogt annoyed that a truck was revving it's engine outside so I went out to check what was going on. Turns out that the apartment next to mine was on fire and the truck I heard was one of 3 fireengines :) |
#43499 (133/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< ix> ive never seen a girl who was good at a first person shooter.
< ix> other games ive seen girls be good at, though.
< ix> like friggin sims 2.. my sister manages like 18 sims at once. :O
<@Volsus> like the Sims?
<@Volsus> haha
< ix> shes so good at it.
<@Volsus> how did I know
< ix> cause that's like the only game girls are good at
<@Volsus> My mom got a papercut while playing solitaire on the computer
<@Volsus> I was like wtfComment: #maddox
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#43500 (130/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(eve`) girls don't fart
(mrsalvado) That is the biggest lie ever.
(mrsalvado) I mean Santa Claus + The Easter Bunny is a smaller lie, together.
(Ravenclaw) THE EASTER BUNNY IS A LIE?!
(Riftwalkr) WTF SPOILERS
(Ravenclaw) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Riftwalkr) ASSHOLE |
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