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#43486 (120/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Smith) If you would like to kick someone from this chat room for whatever reason, you can by typing "/quit kick namehere reason" without the " " marks. Ex: /quit kick bob being stupid and annoying
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#43461 (105/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RedBeard> should breakfast cereal be patentable?
<RedBeard> i mean, what if i come up with some insanely good cereal that everybody wants? kellogg's will just make a ripoff and steal all my profits!
<Syntacs> I imagine a precise forumla is patentable.  But I think it's pretty easy to make knockoff foods that taste the same.
<RedBeard> probably
<Syntacs> Sort of like when pork was invented, and decimated the cannibalism market.
#43460 (112/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--- Topic for #linuxgeneration is wget ftp://vatican.org/pope/current/stable/pope-265.0.tgz && tar zxvf pope-265.0.tgz && cd pope-265.0 && ./configure --prefix=/rome/vatican && make && make install_pope
#43467 (92/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<popeye> rolloffle do you eat meat
<rolloffle> of course I do
<popeye> if you do then you murder
<rolloffle> you think I'm some kind of fag or something?
<popeye> well you are from europe
<popeye> so how does it feel to be a murderer
<rolloffle> pretty tasty.
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#43442 (86/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkStatix>: Wat are you seen?
<farsideofbryan>: What?
<DarkStatix>: Rigth now wat are you seen in youre mind?
<farsideofbryan>: Very bad english.
<Kotjze>: Took the words right out of my mouth :|
#43454 (38/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Songy> And don't watch LOTR dvds at the highest volume your stereo can go when you're expecting a delivery. The other night I rang a door bell, knocked several times, and called while getting no response and hearing this fat, semi-drunk middle-aged dude yell shit like "YEAH! That's Legolas!! He's an ELFFF!!" to his young daughter.
#43456 (-1/197) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(MaNgEy_CaT) Give me a decent arguement topic, You fucking pythetic americans
(Robo-Lenin) ok how's this
(Robo-Lenin) Your spelling sucks
(^_PiRaTe_^) its not spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) its typing you dick head
(^_PiRaTe_^) get it right
(Robo-Lenin) You shouldn't be saying anyone is pathetic when you can't even spell it right
(^_PiRaTe_^) bahaha
(^_PiRaTe_^) its not spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) its typing
(^_PiRaTe_^) how many times must i say it
(^_PiRaTe_^) you fucking moron
(Robo-Lenin) um
(Robo-Lenin) Who's the fucking moron?
(Robo-Lenin) http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) you
(^_PiRaTe_^) whats the bet thats an american site..
.. Mode: (wasted) sets (+b *!*@203-59-187-245.dyn.iinet.net.au)
.. This (*!*@203-59-187-245.dyn.iinet.net.au) ban affects (^_PiRaTe_^)
.. Kick: (^_PiRaTe_^) was kicked by (wasted) (your nick tickles my adamsapple -1162-)
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