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#43370 (426/532) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Brad7> nice, what did you guys end up decide for the babies name?
<+syndicate> corel
<@Brad7> beautiful name for a little daughter :>
<+syndicate> i told melissa and she loved it. what she DOESN'T know is that i chose corel because it was the first linux distro i ever used and got me hooked on linux.
<@Brad7> how the fuck did you get married?Comment: EFNet

#43377 (407/567) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(@Someone): <\³
(@Someone): erm
(@Someone): <\3
(@core`cappiez): How the fuck do you get a superscript 3, and a regular 3 fucked up.
(@core`cappiez): The superscript isn't even on the fucking keyboard.
(@Someone): lol
(@Someone): it is on mine
(@core`cappiez): Fuck you, no it's not.
(@Someone): i guess you dont have a german keyboard as i have
(@Someone): 3³ its both on the same key
(@core`cappiez): Who the fuck buys a German keyboard, are you retarded or something?
(@Someone): well you cant buy any other keyboards here in germany.

#43380 (148/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
fac3less: boss sent me 'youre fired' in a pm as a joke..
fac3less: grabbed my jacket and left :P haha
bvierra: LOL
fac3less: "wait, wait, you know I was joking right?" "thats okay I'm serious" .. wish I could have that much fun everyday at workComment: #cpanel on efnet

#43371 (66/224) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style
<silsor> I just wrote "At this time, the Klan had turned to dynamite as a dispute resolution device"

#43365 (1/301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Aelia> and he had like 200 GB of hentai -_-
* Smile checks how much he has.
<Ceras> good old hentai
<Smile> 300mb.
<Smile> -.-' no telling Juney.
* Smile holds a knife to everyone.
<Ceras> omg...what a loser....
<sp3tt> Smile... ever heard of bash.org?
<Smile> Yes.
<Smile> OH SHIT

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