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[@WhipSmart]: for every story you hear about a dog saving someone's life, there are probably a million where the dog just sat there and watched them dieComment: Quakenet #funchat
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<aeon> you know its going to be a bad day when a lesbian calls you at 2 in the afternoon, thinking she's pregnantComment: #adium on Freenode.
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<Aimee[Dead]> I don't think it's a good thing that my shoulder hurts for no reason
<Mayseth> Right or left?
<Aimee[Dead]> ummm right i think
<Mayseth> You think?
<Aimee[Dead]> i don't know left and right :(
<Mayseth> The nicklist is on the right!
<Mayseth> Start button on the left
<Aimee[Dead]> ok it's my right one then
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<eLe> *I* have a social life.
<zeph> LIES
<zeph> prove it
<eLe> Nah, too busy codingComment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity
#42959 (163/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Animation> fill in the blanks in my next post
<Animation> go ____ yourself __
<Jesse[WormsWorldParty]Tyler> Go Tuck Yourself In
<DJ|BS-Zelda> Go make yourself a cake
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<+Sekkira> the OS is popping at me
<+Maeg> popping?
<+Maeg> that's what happens when you heat up the kernelComment: #knet @ irc.rizon.net
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<NcongruNt> the NiN show sold out in 30 minutes
<_stan> much like the band itself.Comment: #ampedOut, where we listen to Real Industrial(tm)
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<bjx0> Who died?
<emoaddict15> my friend
<bjx0> how did he die if you dont mind me asking?
<emoaddict15> he od'd
<bjx0> o
<bjx0> lol

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