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#42950 (289/427) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<froggie> I got a cool joke. What's the difference between a 15 year old and a 17 year old?
<d4nny> I don't know
<froggie> see.. that's going to get you in big trouble, one day
#42930 (281/441) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_stan> old macdonald had a farm
<_stan> e-i-e-i-o
<_stan> and on that farm he had a 40-50% statistical likelihood of committing an unnatural sex act with an animal according to the research of alfred kinsey
<_stan> e-i-e-i-o
Comment: #ampedOut nursery rhyme
#42954 (139/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<piggy> god damnit, someone keeps ringing my p[hone and hanging up right before I answer
<kodd> can't you just call *10#
<piggy> but my phone doesn't have a 10...
#42961 (-6/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Teen.Black.Cravings.2.DVDRip.XXX-RVF.tar (9%) 124.04MB/1.33GB at 55.27KB/Sec time remain 6h:21m:51s from TTT-0030 (#obsession@attach.freshirc.com@FreshIRC)
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Monday_Morning_Church.mp3 (56%) 2.4MB/4.29MB at 8.18KB/Sec time remain 3m:56s from Unim4trix0 (#scripting@broadway.ny.us.dal.net@DALnet)
<BuRuz> GET (Active) Sinful.Sistas.XXX.DVDRip.DivX-Pr0nStarS.tar (4%) 28.81MB/707.82MB at 18.79KB/Sec time remain 10h:16m:50s from NNN-002 (#obsession@attach.freshirc.com@FreshIRC)
Comment: Just look at the files :o

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