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#42876 (172/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Bane:  i need to make messes in my house and clean them up with paper towels in front of my parents more often...
HeadShot: lol
HeadShot: what for
Bane: so my parents won't get suspicious when they stop buying as many paper towels when i go off to college
#42888 (163/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<crayola> so, my cousin was a friend's naughty box remover.
<crayola> they had a deal. When the friend died, my cousin would remove all traces of gayness from his house.
<crayola> his parents were to never know he was gay. (other than the fact that he didn't have a girlfriend, loved broadway musicals, and died of AIDS, I'm sure the plan worked perfectly.)
<crayola> In exchange for his role in this, my cousin was to take any Broadway mementos he wanted.
<crayola> he did. I swear, he lived off ebay profits for a year.
#42904 (110/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BolognaMoFo> the only way I use warez is to ask where my pants are
<BolognaMoFo> warez my pants

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