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<beafet> hi rogue-09
<rogue-09> what's shakin
* beafet has quit IRC (QUIT: )
* beafet has joined #fanfilms
<beafet> i just sneezed and closed like 7 tabs
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<aeon> As much as I love sitting at my computer for weeks at a time designing brochures, websites, logos, and maintaining a webserver..
<aeon> I might go clean my car.
<aeon> my fiance wrote " I LOVE YOU " with a grape jelly doughnut on my driver-side window and it just hasn't quite completely come off yet...
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<Workdae> i have the most hilarious issue i just picked up
<Workdae> and i can say it without compromising details, and it'd still be hilarious
<Workdae> i'm not sure where this customer got this command, or who told him it'd update his server...but he ran this command thinking it'd update his server:
<Workdae> dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/hda bs=1M
<Workdae> (if you value your data and you run linux, don't test it to find out what it does)
<Workdae> anyway, he put in the ticket that the server had been updating for a while, and that now he can't connect to it
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<@AlmtyBob> haha
<@AlmtyBob> by sorting my mp3s I can see the exact date I got into hip-hop
<@AlmtyBob> 2/18/03
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