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<BlackDeth> lazy is: ssh'ing into the desktop 5 feet away, starting up vnc, vnc'ing to it and changing the song rather than getting off the couchComment: #ramen
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<Drag[Slumber]> Ok, what the fuck
<Drag[Slumber]> Just now, RIGHT NOW, someone JUST shot out the windows on all of our cars
<Drag[Slumber]> On my car, it's just the back window, and nothing else
<Drag[Slumber]> But they went easy on it, compared to everyone else's car
<YoshiDude> QUICK INFORM EVERYONE ON IRC
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<@FunkyFender> Why couldn't there be a character set that included all the symbols of all the different languages
<@Zero> What would you call it, though?
<@Zero> "Unicode" sounds catchy, for some reason.
Comment: 404 DC Hub
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<FriedGold> Gentlemen... welcome to recursion club.  The first rule is: you do not talk about recursion club.  The next rule is: see first rule.
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<Hay> OMG today in biology
<Hay> i was looking through my biology book
<Hay> and it had a BIG picture of 2 Blue Footed Boobies (birds)
<Hay> and i showed the teacher and said "Aren't those a nice pair of boobies?"
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<zakenayo> Saeba: she was only a couple of months old when I lost my virginity...Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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<Gabriel> I like women who've had their breasts surgically removed
<Gabriel> I think it makes them look younger
Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net

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