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#42581 (80/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
SurrenderUrCow: in my 3rd period
SurrenderUrCow: i stuck a pencil down my pants
Micycle 13: LOL wtf
Micycle 13: why?
SurrenderUrCow: and made it look like i had a massive boner
Micycle 13: ROFL
SurrenderUrCow: then i stood up and walked over to my teacher
Micycle 13: so somebody says "hahah look at k0w poppin a b to the teacher"
SurrenderUrCow: handed her my planner and said as loud as i can, "I HAVE TO GOTO THE BATHROOM!"
Micycle 13: ROFL
SurrenderUrCow: it was so fucking hilarious, the teacher looked up and fell out of her chair
#42576 (62/168) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+vacuumo> I get nickalerted when people say anything containing 'vac'
<+Svip> I like vacpie.
<+Moto> I vacuumed my house today
<Goodfella> ass vac
<+Moto> Hey, have any of your steam accounts got vac'd yet?
<+EmSixTeen> Shake n' Vac
<&Segosa> vaca = cow in spanish.
<+Steven> packer vac
<+Rotten> i wanna go on vacation soon \:
<Goodfella> I got vac shit
<+Svip> You just had to say it, vacuumo?

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