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<Arundor>  I'm starting to regret taking a philosophy course.  It's getting very irritating that I can't strangle the authors of some of the more idiotic philisophical arguments I've had to read.
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If English was good enough for Jesus Christ,
it's good enough for us.
- Miriam Ferguson, Governor of Texas
Comment: only in the USA...
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<ShadoweOrbe> and in a cruel twist of irony, my mp3 player wont let me delete Eminem off itComment: #offtopic
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<+turkey> all i do these days is stick my penis in my vcr, hoping that it'll give birth to a dvd player.Comment: #maddox
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<RizBow> man, irc is like one big retarded crossword puzzleComment: #maddox
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<Gnar> 64bit means you can run on two screens?Comment: #hardware on efnet - submitted by RuKK

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