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#42137 (534/738) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bisclaveret> Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Bisclaveret> A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate America? |
#42149 (218/316) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> shit, i'm very conservative but god damn, legalize weed
<richo_> if you had weed and alcohol legal
<richo_> and after 2 months
<richo_> asked the population which one should be outlawed..
<richo_> it'd pry be the one that causes daddy to hit you
<richo_> not the one that causes daddy to cook extra kraft dinner |
#42134 (298/468) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ebola> spankmeistress: My tongue hurts, I bit it today :(
<spankmeistress> *sigh*
* spankmeistress licks it better
<Ebola> :)
<Darksun> Hmm
<Darksun> My penis hurts...
<TimTim> ...
<Darksun> What, it's worth a tryComment: #uplink on irc.uplinkcorp.net
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#42161 (222/358) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<masteralpher> I WILL RAPE YOUR ANOS FAT BITCH
<masteralpher> STOP IMING ME
<arahi`jr> and cut
<arahi`jr> ok lets go back over that
<arahi`jr> this time spell anus right
<arahi`jr> and action
<masteralpher> send me your pic and i wont to rape your anus then
<arahi`jr> ok cut. brilliant, this time with a little more emotion. maybe all caps again, go back to that. that was working.
<arahi`jr> and roll film
<arahi`jr> action |
#42192 (201/339) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Evo|utioN> for bots
<mutante> what about it
<Evo|utioN> need
<mutante> please form sentences |
#42142 (226/388) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jet_Solo> Did I miss anything interesting?
<Asiina> God was in here
<Asiina> everyone in here got a "get into heaven free" card
<Asiina> he told us that everyone else was screwed
<Asiina> then he left
<Asiina> it was pretty sweet |
#42176 (101/181) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xdude> what's the best spyware elimiator?
<Vespucci> del *.* /r
<Xdude> thanks
*** Xdude (X@.com) quit StarLink.Org : no route to host
<Vespucci> Actually, spybot search and destroy.
*** Xdude (X@.com) joined #stars!
<Vespucci> Oh fuck.
<Summoner> heheh
<Xdude> heh
<Xdude> fooled ya
<Vespucci> Got me.
<Vespucci> Heart rate and everything.Comment: #stars! on Starlink
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#42168 (170/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
-!- Topic for #channel: arafat left the game with 2309472385927 frags |
#42169 (100/194) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+aeonite> Doom 3 is too dark
Jeff> Adds to the atmosphere
<Jeff> It's part of the story, anyway. The power is out everywhere. All you got is a flashlight
<+aeonite> it's lazy
<+aeonite> they were like "oh shit these levels look like crapass" "we'll just make every level pitch black then"
<Jeff> Yeah, I'm sure the people at ID were like "Ehhh, we get tired of making good graphics. Let's just make it dark"Comment: #fark
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#42156 (1856/4228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MSIGuy> Not as funny when you do it on purpose...
<gfjgfjgfj> That what your girlfriend said about your premature ejaculation?Comment: #Futuremark
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#42170 (-3/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dribblemandan> do you work at Subway by any chance?
<BabiGirlBlazzin> No, I dont why?
<Dribblemandan> Cause you just gave me a footlong!!! |
#42165 (1/167) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
loservii: By the time I go back I won't like him anymore and I'll always be sad because I never got to fuck him.
RocketBoyEeo: Do it anyway.
loservii: I may, depending on whether or not he's single when I get back.
RocketBoyEeo: Ride that pony. Or something.
RocketBoyEeo: Get back on the horse?
RocketBoyEeo: Or just get on it in general.
loservii: You've got it all wrong.
loservii: I'm the pony.
loservii: He gets to ride *me*
RocketBoyEeo: Oh... well... saddle up.
RocketBoyEeo: Or... something...
loservii: I'm like....one of those cheap ass quarter rides in front of Super Wal-Mart.
loservii: Yipee-kie-ie-aye.
RocketBoyEeo: Hahaha. Maybe that's why Wal-Mart reminds me of you.
loservii: LOL. |
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