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#42152 (221/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BobDragonslayer> The rabbi of said temple wanted to hear the south park song "I'm a lonely jew at christmas"
<BobDragonslayer> so a co worker and I loaded up Kazaa and tracked down a copy, complete with thevideo
<BobDragonslayer> so me, the rabbi, and my rather religious co-worker are sitting in the temple front office, and we start it up
<BobDragonslayer> and it's lesbian pornComment: #btc
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#42127 (199/353) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< lysol> this one girl I'm friends with in irc left me this comment "his bad-boy reputation as a slashdot troll combined with incredible compassion towards cute fuzzy animals would probably set off some maternal urge to propagate his genes in me if i had such a thing but instead i just want to blow him until i cry semen" |
#42001 (167/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jaymi> I just put lotion all over my hands and arms, then I looked at the bottle again, its glue. :(Comment: #tenor @ irc.gamesaloon.net
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#42051 (146/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< joshk> i met some dude at a Debian dinner
< joshk> his girlfriend was like
< joshk> COLOSSAL
< joshk> and was about a foot taller than him
< koitsu> she was the size of a redhat distribution. |
#42095 (129/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KyleG> I know why aliens haven't landed here. They've seen the way we think of them on tv and in video games and know if they get close we'll just blow them.
<KyleG> *blow them up |
#41951 (153/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<influxsys> my girlfriend is usually really panicy. Like something is going to go wrong, or she won't be able to do something in a certain time. Everything seems to worry her. So i sometimes like to watch her sleep, you know. she looks so peaceful, happy, relaxed. it's rather nice.
<influxsys> then i tea bag her |
#41956 (59/201) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@zeleftikam> yeah so on friday i installed this hard-disk MP3 player in the trunk on this new passat
<@zeleftikam> i think, while i was upside down in the trunk, my cell phone fell out of my pocket, and i sealed it in the trunk trim
<@zeleftikam> it's GONE
<@mitch> ha
<@mitch> nice work
<@zeleftikam> thx |
#42131 (47/177) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Coll[laptop]> baldness is an advantage in war, get the right angle and you can bounce the sun into your opponents eyesComment: irc.netronet.com @ #netronet
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#41969 (55/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[SPD]MFDoom|fr| is now known as [SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee
[PIT]Bar-B-Q weird, i did the same last night
[PIT]Bar-B-Q I mean, this morning
<[SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee> banged my fiancee?
[SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee is now known as [SPD]MFInTroubleForThat
<[SPD]MFInTroubleForThat> she saw... crap
[SPD]MFInTroubleForThat is now known as [SPD]MFShesNotLaughing
<FatChix0r> iLOL
[SPD]MFShesNotLaughing is now known as [SPD]MFGettinNoneTonight
<[SPD]MFGettinNoneTonight> sigh....Comment: #urbanterror on ETG
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#42132 (10/96) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Crew^> have you ever bought a prostitute, dupper?
< dupper> Nope.
< dupper> I am content to know they exist.
< dupper> that there is a woman who does the opposite of cock-blockery |
#42000 (3/203) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Invictus`> a kamikaze bishop? hm..
<bishop`homework> woOOOOoOO
<@Invictus`> sounds like Extreme Chess 4000
<bishop`homework> indeed.Comment: #counter-strike @ gamesurge.net
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