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#41894 (127/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Equiv> I once thought as a child that if I could whistle well then life would be complete and worth living.
<Equiv> Then I realized that I can't whistle at all.
<Equiv> When I see a beautiful and intelligent girl dating a random idiot I sometimes writhe with nefarious intent and maleficent evil--until I realize that perhaps the random idiot in question can whistle very well, and it is his secret talent, and he has whistled for her, and that is why she stays with him.

#41892 (127/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@SyNMaN> IIII BEEELLLLIIIEEEEVVVEE I CAAANNNN FLYYYYY, I BBBEEEELLLIIEEEVVEEE I CAAANN TOOOUUCCHH THE SKYYYY
<@SyNMaN> although it might be the crack

#41891 (85/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
LCobraG90: ok i pasted it like u said to
[I][c][e]: Ok, good.
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has parted #scripting.
Deranged: >:)
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[I][c][e]: Hey
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[I][c][e]: keke
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Deranged: Hiya
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has parted #scripting.
Deranged: hehehe
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[I][c][e]: Hey again..
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has parted #scripting.
[I][c][e]: Hahaha
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Deranged: Boo!
* LCobraG90 (LCobraG90@68.125.32.Vb21=) has parted #scripting.
* Deranged highfives Icey
* [I][c][e] highfives Derry
Deranged: Who'd have thought he wouldn't notice the little 'on *:TEXT:*:#:{ /p $chan }' in the script we gave him? >:)

#41907 (37/159) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<influxsys> yea, gf is all pissed coz i insulted some fatties today
<n3cro> heh
<influxsys> it's ok though. i got my just deserts
<influxsys> we had just left the cinema and we were walking infront of these two huge fat bastards and could hear them talking
<influxsys> one goes to the other. "by gosh it sure is hot today"
<influxsys> i slyly said not thinking they could hear me "that's because you're a fucking fatty"
<influxsys> they totally heard me. one picked me up and squeezed the shit out of me while the other belted into my front organs, as i was quivering on the ground in pain the fattest one ran back and stole my fucking popcorn

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