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<johnnyque> am i your private secretary?
<diddy> well i didnt buy you those kneepads so you could go skateboarding
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<Andenno> My dog just farted, and the cat started looking in disgust.
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<@IceWizard> hurry up!
<@IceWizard> someone make a website
<@IceWizard> "Vote for Kerry, Get a free IPOD!!!"
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<rdancer> frog_: *printf means ``those many functions whose name ends with "printf"'' at least in C, there are *many*
<||cw> my favorite is pprintf, it prints the first letter of any words where the starting sounds is a hard consant sound 2 times
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* |silicon belches
* XoRt_ belches louder
< Cypholane> aah dont you just love geek talk
< Cypholane> if only i could understand it..
Comment: #geekissues
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<zero_soul> except in #politics, which most pollsters have already called for Bush
<zero_soul> fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your view), #politics has 0 electoral votes.
Comment: #elections on EFNet

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