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#41086 (183/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Ax1om> i used to get high on life
<Ax1om> then i built up a tolerance
<Ax1om> i had to start living a few days at a time before i got the same rush |
#41135 (239/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Alman> we have this japanese foreign exchange student
<Alman> his name is kyo xavier sakagishi
<Alman> he's so cool
<Alman> he's beat every final fantsasy game ever
<Evil_Jesus> wow
<Evil_Jesus> that ranks right up there with getting laid i reckon |
#41012 (178/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <ozzy> Mace?
<ozzy> Could you link me to a WMP10 d/l?
<Mace> Hi, I'm Google. I'm useful. |
#41103 (167/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag * Flippy_D is bored. And Tired. And sexually frustrated. And hungry.
<Pokehan> Play a game. Drink some coffee. Can't help you there. Eat.Comment: #ags on irc.quakenet.org
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#41041 (166/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag * +Rabbitoh pokes and feels his index finger sink into kc's leg
<+kc8501> oooooh Rabbitoh!
<+Rabbitoh> :D
<+kc8501> HEY that's not my leg!
<+Rabbitoh> that's not my finger |
#41056 (87/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <@Hatman> Well that was fun
<@Hatman> At dinner, we usually watch tv, and as usual I am mesmerised by it..
<@Hatman> Well, I was trying to scoop some sauce out of a bowl with my knife...actually that was after I was trying to eat my food with two knifes, wondering why the fuck it wasn't working without realising..
<@Hatman> Anyways, I'm trying to scoop some sauce out of this bowl while watching tv...
<@Hatman> So my Dad goes 'Constantin, why don't you just use that spoon in front of you'...
<@Hatman> ..just when he said that a ad for Matrix, which is going to be shown tomorrow, came on, and I just said "there is no spoon"
<@Hatman> ..and he get's all pissed of and goes "what the fuck are you talking you moron, it's right in front of you"
<@Hatman> ..I'm done. |
#41142 (118/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Ne0rC> I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.
<clonak> ....
<clonak> O_O |
#41026 (51/163) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <UnkNoWnOne> u do what kinda graffiting ?
<Egofreaky> cartesian
<UnkNoWnOne> what the fuck is that >?
<Egofreaky> well, you get your X axis... then plot a set of distributed,
but linear, points along it... and then use it to find out the values of
certain 3 dimensional figures...
<UnkNoWnOne> huh ?
<UnkNoWnOne> whats ya tag ?
<Egofreaky> n^6/m2 |
#40981 (-3/343) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag <Argent-> You know why burning police cars smell funny?
<Argent-> It's all the coffee and donuts in the front seat.
<_Bob> heh
<_Bob> if a police mans inside does it smell of bacon?Comment: #stile
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