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[ engineer56] im learn python
[@selcouth] i'd suggest english |
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<Rogue> A few weeks ago my youngest came running out of the bedroom, using his underwear as a gun holdster, pulled out the gun, shot me with the little suction cup thing, then said "Gimme your money". Tell me that isn't a smart kid. It kills his victim before robbing them. Less of a struggle.
<frostyfx> wow you are a good fatherComment: #ug/irc.alternatenet.net
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<vsync> cool, just rented Brazil
<a_0001> inflation down there is that bad? |
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- redgreen [~rg@HSE-Toronto-ppp3478702.sympatico.ca] has joined #england
redgreen> howdy there
redgreen> yeehaw
redgreen> i am from texas
redgreen> anyone into bull riding?
Bite_> oh yes, highly popular activity in england |
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<WeirdHat> so I went to the LOTR thing at the museum of science
<WeirdHat> when we were in the line to get in
<WeirdHat> there was a guy at the front with a microphone to tell us all the rules, no cameras allowed and things like that, blah blah blah
<WeirdHat> when he started, the volume on the microphone was set too loud
<WeirdHat> so he joked "THIS IS GOD" and then fixed the volume and went on with the telling us stuff
<WeirdHat> and when he was done
<WeirdHat> a little girl behind me said
<WeirdHat> "was that REALLY god?" |
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<+Desh> oh god
<+Desh> my uncle found an abbandoned white kitten near a dumpster
<+Desh> but it has a little black spot right under the nose
<+Desh> named the cat adolf ;/Comment: irc.stickserv.net:6666 #stickcat
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<monertia> !list
<Maeg> Eggs
<Maeg> Milk
<Maeg> Toilet Paper
<Maeg> Soap
<Maeg> Beef
<Maeg> ToothpasteComment: #gigasquadteam on irc.quakenet.org
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Eurous Ventulus: You're more full of yourself than a masochistic cannibal. |
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Rich: Guess who visited my little brother's middle school yesterday?
Rich: Go on, guess.
Rich: It starts with a "G" and ends in "FUCKED UP OUR NATION" |
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<DJvenom> ::::) spiderman |
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<DJvenom> bash sucks now, dude
<DJvenom> I dont feel like waiting a year to have my shit rejected |
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