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#40928 (225/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FoxMulder> Don't you HATE growing up? As a kid you'd dread being called in after school by that sultry hot blonde teacher with the emo glasses and the figure-hugging blouse for a few whacks on the ass....NOW that I'm an adult I have to PAY for such treatment :(((((Comment: zanet.org.za network
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#40846 (177/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mac-arena> you know, if the cleverness of spammers could be harnessed for good, the world would be perfect within a week
<RemyDWD> With larger penises for all?Comment: #adium on Freenode
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#40976 (168/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@allio> What she expected was a photo from a customer service representative to make sure her camera phone was working. What she got was a series of close-ups his genitals.
<@allio> is it just me, or would that make a great movie tagline? |
#40935 (156/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Inuchance> rotate the computer case until the north bridge is actually north of the south bridge
<Panthar> OK, thanx.
<GnarlyBob> be sure to compensate for magnetic north vs. true north
<Inuchance> this can double the speed of your computer, as now your computer doesn't have to spend every other CPU operation flipping the bits upsidedown
<Panthar> Inuchance, ahh, I was wondering why all my binary dumps had 0 and -1 |
#40933 (90/190) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<harm_> today this one lady got pissed off cause we dont carry i quote wireless power supplies
<ogregasm> a what
<harm_> thats what i said
<harm_> maybe you want an adaptor for a wireless router o rsomething??
<harm_> shes goes no no i read online about this i wannit i wannit
<harm_> then she got pissed when i told her that kind of technology doesnt exist
<ogregasm> heh
<harm_> i tried to be nice but it got to the point where i was like"get back to us in 30 years"
<harm_> "once we attain the secret of positron deflector shields, wireless power supplies shall become a reality"
<ogregasm> why bother being that much of an ass to the poor woman
<harm_> well shes the one who got all up in my face asking for the store manager
<harm_> i told her he had just teleported to a corporate meeting in tokyo |
#40913 (96/218) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<%Lost> I want to apply for ircops =x
<@Tenor> i want to apply for a night with Lost's mom
<@coppercore> rofl
<%Lost> want her number?
<%Lost> ill give you the cell
<%Lost> we can use some extra moneyComment: #tenor on irc.gamesaloon.net
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#40926 (95/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jism> Ark, remember that quote you submitted about me falling through the window naked?
<Jism> you fucker it got approved
<Ark> lol
<Ark> could of been worse, like the one where your girlfriend was going down on you as you release this dirty, smelly wet fart and she threw up all over your genitals then you kneed her in the face accidentally giving her a blood nose
<Jism> you're just lucky we're good friends and no bastard saw that
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<stealth7> lol qdb.us
*** stealth7 (stealth@opers.sadhat.org) has left #linuxComment: I take it Jism and Ark forgot about the new Log module our channel service has
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#40901 (94/222) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* sanjay has joined #hack
<sanjay> im very much in love with a girl since past 6 yrs ..it was all going fine
<riddler> oh hell no
<riddler> don't make me DoS you, boy
<sanjay> but recently i have started feeling that she is now changing .. and trying to ignore me
<sanjay> i think she has someone else now in her life .. im still very much in love with her
<sanjay> can anyone hack her email id for me .. i just wana check her emails ..
<riddler> I'm SO banning everyone when i get ops back |
#40857 (111/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<blister> you know whats sweet about et?
<blister> everyone plays with a ping of like, 350
<blister> and i ping 30
<blister> do the math... :D
<blister> its like a retard fight
<blister> where i run around and shoot handicapped kids
<blister> i LOVE itComment: #brained / irc.nullirc.net
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#40952 (74/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Goremageddon> the funniest thing i did was when we did this cath on an obese lady
<@Goremageddon> i was gonna do an endoscopy thru a urethrea on a obese lady
<@Goremageddon> and i couldnt find her urethra
<@Goremageddon> lol
<@Goremageddon> so i kept shoving the tube in and out
<@Goremageddon> and she started to moan
<@Goremageddon> my friend just said
<@Goremageddon> "oh my god dude"
<@Goremageddon> dude i mean i was trying to do the cath rright
<@Goremageddon> so i kept putting it in and out outta her pussy
<+Fleshing> ROFL
<@iTERATiON> this is making my trip happyComment: #blackdeath-cult
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#40923 (45/219) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< lux> my toilet is dying
< lux> my poop is too much for it
<@wwmrtww> mouth to mouth!Comment: #ramen
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#40953 (30/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Goremageddon> when i told you i dared my friend to suck the tit of a dead lady
<@Goremageddon> in the morgue
<@CHUMAHUE> yah that one was awesome
<@iTERATiON> did he?
<@Goremageddon> yes
<@iTERATiON> OMFG
<@Goremageddon> we all gave him 100 bucksComment: #blackdeath-cult
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#40905 (21/219) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Angst_> Best csi:miami moment ever, suspect's name: Wayne King.Comment: #BT efnet, maybe only the brits will understand this one ;)
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#40909 (11/105) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jeff> now... he probably woulda been grounded forever if it were gay porn...
<pilot1> no, they're catholic |
#40937 (19/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<t|to> what qdb.us really needs is a "vote negative on all" quotes button for the queue |
#40754 (-2/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<clothist> Why does teh QDB.US keep changing colors?
<Tegan> to get to the other side?
<clothist> :/ |
#40955 (1/115) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Goremageddon> i use to fuck up alot when i started
<@Goremageddon> i gave a hot water enema to a 60 year old patient once
<@Goremageddon> and i didnt watch out
<@Goremageddon> so she shat all over me
<@Goremageddon> that fucking suckedComment: #blackdeath-cult
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#40941 (-3/101) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Taskman> fuck u
<Taskman> oops
<Saoshyant> ......
<Saoshyant> ....
<Taskman> not u, i meen u |
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