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#40807 (304/430) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

#40884 (199/355) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Darkest> One time I was supposed to go on a date, but she never got on Everquest, so I just sat there all alone in the field with some giant rats. I cried.

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<Dcoder> brb
* Dcoder (Dcoder@x.x.x.x) Quit ("gone for good.")