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<nirv> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
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<Entro-P> sometimes karma comes back *way* too fast, i heard the wind howling outside and the rain whipping against my window, then heard a clatter down the street and someone shouting as they chsed whatever they'd dropped ... i laughed to myself, thinking haha it sure is windy ... then i remembered i still had laundry hanging on the line :(
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irc.freenode.net #nethack
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elvira_> i told my psychiatrist that i was feeling suicidal, now he wants me to pay on a cash up front basis
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*SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is now known as SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP <M1Garand8> Your nick reminds me that I need to sleep now...
<M1Garand8> Bye all...
* SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP is now known as DIEEEEEEEE
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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
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the funniest thing you will read in a while
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<strike_force> how big is the file?
<gabagoo> 7½ inches
<strike_force> my penis is not a file
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