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<pete> did yalll see the presidential debate
<pete> it was funny
<edisk> yeah
<edisk> my friend and i had lists of words we were counting for
<pete> what were they?
<edisk> like "safety" and "freedom" and "Saddam"
<edisk> but the winner was "[awkward pause]" |
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<@Jism> haha megaman_exe, you're pretty stupid
<%Ark> uh.. jism
<%Ark> what about the time your gf was around, you went to run to the bed and bounce on it but you tripped on your cat and went flying through your bedroom window shattering it to peices as you lay on the ground screaming in pain with cuts all over your naked body?
<@Jism> well, fuck, thanks for reminding me and telling 89 people in the process |
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<JordanF> "Mr. Gates acknowledged today that the company's error reporting service indicated that 5 percent of all Windows-based computers now crash more than twice each day."
<cnb> the rest don't report
<nforbes> The other computers are all powered offComment: #dotgeek @ irc.freenode.net
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<mog> I've always had a beautiful line that I've been saving
<mog> for whenever I announce a football game
<mog> "Like a pedophile in a playground, that runningback has been penetrating small holes"
<magpie> haha
<Wintermute> oh man
<mog> one day, gents
<mog> one day
<Wintermute> I'd suggest that to my bro(he's done HS football radio before, a couple games), but ... no
<Wintermute> I think he may want to keep his job
<mog> oh come on
<mog> it's hilarious
<Wintermute> yeah
<Wintermute> but mog, you must understand, he lives in North Carolina
<mog> good poitn
<mog> better change "pedophile" to "priest" |
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