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#39984 (144/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Nick): nobody believed about my abs, so I took a pic of it.. nobody thinks I have a nice sized penis.. so do I have to prove you wrong again?
(Deranged): Exactly how far does your camera zoom?

#39992 (116/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[f] Jism [jism@roach.infested.w-wasteland.com] has joined #linux
[f] mode/#linux [+o Jism] by X2
(Ark): Jis! just in time to test my new perl bot
(@Jism): k
(Ark): say hello to NIGGABOT
(@Jism): err hello NiggaBOT
(@NiggaBOT): Wording Incorrect: hello is SUP G'DAWG
(@Jism): dude wtf
(Ark): cool or what?
(@NiggaBOT): Wording Incorrect: cool is MAN THIS SHIT IS TIGHT!
(@Jism): Ark, i am going to stab you if you don't shut this fucking thing off
(@NiggaBOT): Wording Incorrect: stab is POP A CAP IN YO ASS
(@Jism): fuck this i'm outta here
(@Jism): bye
(@NiggaBOT): Wording Incorrect: bye is CHECK YOU LATER HOMIE

#40015 (87/193) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mike[F]> Dad (drunk): I used to be a porn star in college to pay the bills, thats how I met your mom!
<mike[F]> Me: Are you shitting me?
<mike[F]> Dad: Nah, I'm just fuckin with ya. She was the porn star. I just stumbled into the wrong dorm room and got my cock sucked.Comment: #i_r_teh_h4x on irc.gamesurge.net

#40004 (87/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Segosa> i'm eating marmalade on toast
<@Segosa> homomade
<@Segosa> er
<@Segosa> homemade

#39979 (-7/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blacklabel> gay people suck
<Matchu> Yes, for small change

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