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#39964
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<+Keitarou-Booyaka> oh god that was funny!
<+kiracatgirl> ?
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> she just jumps in bed all of a sudden and looks at me
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "What time is it!?"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "It's 12:30 honey"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> ... "oh crap, the alarm was supposed to go off at 12:20"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "What are you talking about? You don't wake up until 6:20"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "What time is it?"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "It's 12:30"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "ah, monkeys"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> and she falls back down
<+kiracatgirl> monkeys?!
<+urgan> lol, mokeys
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#39937
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[@527] (20528) helf: gah, i was having an awesome dream!
[@527] (20528) helf: it had naken women in it, starcraft and computers
[@527] (20528) helf: but noooooooooo, my dad HAD to wake me up
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<Teromen> ekmf: irc taught me the correct use of : and made my ged score higher :D
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#39945
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<Ruud> sleeping makes her 10 times sexier cuz she cant say no till itz too late
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#39975
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<Firewitch> i have a dick... its in my filing cabnet.. =D
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#boxtorrents @ irc.deltaanime.net
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