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<RadMhetoric> Bittorrent is the best thing ever.
<RedParatroopa> Is that a Pokemon?
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studio64.yi.org, #tmk
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<Ariyn> though the last few days i've either dreamt of killing a number of people with a pitchfork, nearly losing my virginity (i always wake up just before it happens), or some other odd thing
<Dan|Else> I'd like to kill people with a pitchfork.
<Dan|Else> And I also find it very scary that I said that before saying that I'd like to lose my virginity.
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<fino> uh.. my mom bought me a vacuum cleaner today
<fino> i think that means "clean your flat, there are god damn dust bunnies everywhere"
<oLol> nah she prolly wants you to use it for masturbation purposes
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<Patrick> Where the fuck is Nick?
<Michael> <Nick|Away> I'm going to have long hard sex tonight
<Michael> That may explain where he is ;p
<Patrick> I hope you enjoyed screwing Amelia tonight, Nick, because when you come back without work to show I'm going to cockstab you in the heart and ejaculate steaming white hatred directly into your bloodstream.
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sissyduck420: thank god the iraqi girl was there today
sissyduck420: that douchebag alden changed my phone into arabic
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Ozstryker18: how do u spell that flower
Ozstryker18: toolups
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<SniperX> she uses my obsession with black ass to her advantage
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#icop on DALnet
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(Ravenclaw) DUDE
(Ravenclaw) i just discovered a new trick for watching porn!!
(Ravenclaw) TURN YOUR RESOLUTION TO 640x480 !!!
(Ravenclaw) and all the pictures become infinitely larger
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