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#39214 (458/572) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<The_GGA> But ninjas never lose a fight. They just don't.
<desplesda> what if you've got two teams of ninjas fighting each other? who wins then?
<The_GGA> The ninjas.
<desplesda> you make a good point

#39201 (243/385) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Doja: so whats up w/ kerry getting 3 purple hearts for 2 hrs of combat in vietnam? or is that complete bs?
p4-whack: you get the purple hearts for being wounded
p4-whack: you get the silver star for courage under far and actions above and beyond the call of duty
p4-whack: but if you hideout in a TX national gaurd air unit and smoke weed and snort lines, you get to be president

#39215 (99/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sef> if i ever have kids i'm sending them to africa
<sef> because you can feed, clothe and send them to school for a dollar a day

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