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#38906 (70/150) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@Infinity] Let me mention one thing
[@Infinity] don't ever fucking try to cut a power cable that's plugged into the wall
[@Infinity] bad fucking idea
[@Infinity] blew the fuse to the entire house
[@Infinity] and I know what you're thinking
[@Infinity] how the hell is this PC still up
[@Infinity] well let me tell you of this great technology
[@Infinity] it's called APC
::: Quits: Infinity: Connection reset by peer
::: Joins: Infinity
[Infinity] ok
[Infinity] apparently APC's don't last that long

#38924 (91/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Psi> so nex are you still not going to abandon windows?
<nex> I don't know that I've ever intended to completely abandon windows
<nex> that's not true,
<nex> I've planned to kick windows to the curb lots of times,
<nex> but only when I was really pissed off at it
<nex> and I didn't really mean it
<nex> kindof like being pissed at a girlfriend: "Fuck you bitch! I'm through with you! Get your ass out of my house!" and then a few hours later: "I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean it. Come back, please."
<Psi> you pussy
<nex> my relationship with Linux has always been like the bitch I fucked while windows and I were broken up

#38920 (70/220) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
nathan: hehe, one of my roommates is going vegetarian inspired by me
walker: wow
nathan: another point for destroying the world
walker: tell him he's a faggot for me
nathan: lol
nathan: we won't last a week, i bet
walker: yeah I know
walker: gay relationships founded on vegitarianism are always doomed
nathan: fuck I mean he, HE wont last a week
nathan: fuck you

#38919 (62/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<utopian> I was at the Spiderman 2 premiere
<utopian> and they told us to turn off all cellphones
<utopian> and someone yelled out "in soviet russia, cell phone turn off you!"Comment: #geekissues

#38918 (25/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chexee> if you flip the q horizontally
<Chexee> its the d
<Chexee> and if the mirror the d
<Chexee> its the b
<Mousey> lol
<Chexee> lol
<Chexee> qdb
<Chexee> wow
<Raimaru> lol
<Chexee> im such a loser.
<StickMutilator> uh huh....
<StickMutilator> I'm gonna qdb that

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