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#38785 (210/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Vhab> so anyways, why are you installing linux King_Louie?
<@Vhab> specially since you are linuxfobic
<@King_Louie> cause i just read the licensing terms for windows 2003 for service providers
<@King_Louie> and now i see the point in free software
<@Vhab> aah the "your soul now belongs to microsoft" part

#38809 (165/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p: The Recursive Drinking Game is the best! Whenever you take a shot, you have to take another shot!

#38848 (83/157) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<remisser> Man... I really have to walk in to Condomworld and see what kind of people work there.
<comet_11> they're probably dicks

#38787 (117/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[@Persephone] if you are talking to some "chick" online who says she only has 3 pairs of shoes chances are its a dude

#38820 (66/144) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+cwd> in my server here since there are lots of HDs and fans, all the vibrations in the case are causing power connectors to slip just enough to power off the drive
<+cwd> so every 2-3 days i have to open it and readjust
<+cwd> its pretty fucking gay
< war-> cwd do you have a gf?
<+cwd> of course not

#38807 (77/199) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< x136> !8ball --help
<@ChanServ> x136: In your dreams.

#38812 (9/155) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> man i need a girlfriend or a fuck buddy
<timmo> because i need a back massage
<filth_> getting my back scratched is probably what i miss most about being single
<sxh> i don't give a shit
<sxh> turn my back to a woman
<sxh> probably get stabbed

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