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#38704 (148/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<redux> I went to walgreens recently, to buy condoms for the first time
<redux> on the line there were two cashiers who opened up and they yelled next customer almost at the same time
<redux> One was a pregnant woman, and the other was a guy whos name tag said "Mr. Hyman"
<redux> so you could see how easy my decision was :P
#38719 (83/209) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< MrVacBob> 50% of people in the world are above the median weight
<[SA]EvilCanadian> I know thats bullshit right now without even trying to comprehend it bob
<[SA]EvilCanadian> dont even try to pass that off as fact
<[SA]EvilCanadian> WHEN THERE IS CONTINENTS LIKE AFRICA IN THE WORLD, AND POPULATIONS LIKE INDIA AND CHINA, THERES NO FUCKING WAY THAT 50% IS ACCURATE
<[SA]EvilCanadian> kthx
#38705 (81/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* chupachipmunk touches his heart... area
* TallestSilver tries to touch her heart area, but smacks her boob instead
<TallestSilver> Ow....
<chupachipmunk> Hah
* chupachipmunk can  touch his chest without hitting boob
<TallestSilver> FUCKIN' BOOBS! I'LL TEACH YOU TO GET IN MY WAY!!!!!!
* TallestSilver slices off her breasts with a rusty dagger and tosses them away
* chupachipmunk hand Silver some hydrogen peroxide
<Lucifer> yknow, that reminds me of something...
<Lucifer> you've all heard of the Amazons, right?
<chupachipmunk> They are the ancient all-female race who patented one click shopping
#38749 (50/220) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@moses1> i used the word fucktard in front of one of my friends and hes like "OMG FUCKTARD, IM GONNA USE THAT ALL THE TIME NOW"
<@moses1> i just went
<@moses1> ..
<@julian`> you went up two directories?
#38717 (-2/372) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* HerbDX wonders if he can go 30 seconds without being submitted to QDB
#38747 (-2/340) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Commander> haha /me gets an idea
<Commander> oops

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