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<Cynic> wtf...
<Cynic> My mouse just turned off
<Cynic> WHAT THE HELL
<Cynic> HAHAHA
<Cynic> Tooltip: One of the USB devices connected to your system has malfunctioned. CLICK THIS DIALOG BOX for information on how to solve this problem.
<Cynic> <3 Windows XP |
#38689 (176/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkMystery> She is only like 70
<Rufus> That's like 60 years too old
<DarkMystery> So you like 10 yr olds?
<Rufus> NO! |
#38623 (139/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nyschashi-Seikun> i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty
<Nyschashi-Seikun> *angusComment: #stickcat@ irc.stickserv.net
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<FiYoG> what network contains intelligent English-speaking people?
<Telexen> uh
<Telexen> ...you know this is IRC ... right?
<FiYoG> point taken
* drucifer cums on Telexen
<FiYoG> point proved |
#38632 (120/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Talin> dialup is like sex...
<Talin> ...somehow
<heinz> It takes 5 attempts before you get connected? ;/
<heinz> You can only go at it in 2 hour periods? :/
<heinz> If you stop for 15 minutes, thats it? :/ |
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<Ghost> go blow your own trumpet :p
<heinz> ;)
<heinz> thats a physical impossibility!
<Talin> Not true!
<heinz> (I don't own a trumpet)
<Talin> :
<Talin> owned. |
#38655 (92/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
retry: you cyber at work?
maddox: all the time.. it's like a massive orgy in my cubicle, except I'm usually the only one there so it's just masturbation. |
#38609 (105/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Marc: For example, open an MPG file in EditPlus
Marc: It's mostly gibberish
Chen: All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead |
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<Chaos> omg i was about to kill myself but this rom saved me
<Yutz> Heh
<Yutz> When there are suicidal people in any chat, I'm a dude that's telling them to go for it
<Yutz> Because I'm a bastard
<Chaos> Yutz: Because you're the one rational enough to know they won't do it.
<Chaos> And then if they did, it'd kinda be funny when their head slumps onto the keyboard and they just keep typing "hhhhhhhhhhhhhh" for an hour |
#38636 (105/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MAD> "Linux turns 13 today"
<bassgoon> dude, lets try to coerce it in to meeting us so we can have sex with it
<MAD> agreed
<MAD> you get sloppy seconds though |
#38682 (22/154) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nikkou> Wait, is shit in that context a noun or a verb? |
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<utopian> what's a corny pick up line to pull on a hot asian chick with a quakecon t-shirt
<Moridin_> does this smell like chloroform to you?Comment: #geekissues
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mactigerz: omg
mactigerz: i had the best idea
mactigerz: Cars...
mactigerz: powered by farts
rodddeeper69: O_O
rodddeeper69: i dunno, that just screams disaster |
#38634 (0/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* heinz coughs*rebecca loos*coughs
<Talin> Who?
<Talin> :
<heinz> the bloke beckham had an affair with
<heinz> er
<heinz> woman |
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