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#38458 (240/402) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Ade: Yesterday
Ade: After I got off the computer
Ade: I had the weirdest experience.
Ade: I went out to take a walk with my lemonade.
Ade: And I didn't notice the sign next to my house
Ade: Which was that they were slurrying the street and it had to dry.
Ade: I went out bare-foot like I usually do.
Ade: And totally got stuck to the cement.
Ade: So I was out there
Ade: For like an hour
Ade: And some worker had to pull me out.
Hidatoshi: hahahaha
Ade: Totally sucked.
Hidatoshi: that's the greatest thing ive ever heard
Chexee: Me too.

#38474 (151/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<seph429> i have to hide IRC from my mom
<seph429> but my weed and alcohol is sitting on my desk
<seph429> WTF?

#38490 (99/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@efnex[sz]> has anyone read the da vinci code
<@efnex[sz]> if so what is it about
<SirScoots> ef, i realize in your part of canada you get stuff late, but davinci code is sooo 2003
<@efnex[sz]> well
<@efnex[sz]> we just got the beatles here

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<SquareRoot> I know this is very OT, but I come here a bit so I thought I could try asking here... I found my sister's goldfish on the floor about a minute ago (although I have no idea how long it's been there... it was dry though) ... it appears that it jumped out of the bowl... upon reinserting it it proceeded to just float there... is there anything I can do?

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<Random`Inferno> I god a bad unix joke for you
<Nikkou> Aren't they all?
<Random`Inferno> what do you call $cat|tail
<Random`Inferno> a redundancy!
<Nikkou> Half of me is glad I don't get it, the other half wishes I did get it
<Nikkou> I'm a halfling nerd!
<Rarzipace> A nerdling.Comment: #KeveX on slashnet

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