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#38399 (166/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@FoxMulder> oh my god
<@FoxMulder> I'm sitting at my desk
<@FoxMulder> and I'm hearing the one guy say to the other "OMG! Look at that one! She's niiiice!"
<@FoxMulder> And I'm thinking "Keen...swimsuit models...maybe scantily clad brunettes"
<@FoxMulder> Then he says "The blue wire...blah blah blah"
<@FoxMulder> He was talking about a fucking ROUTER!!
#38357 (140/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<trekkeriii> anyone here?
<typobox43> My availability is inversely related to the toughness of your question.
#38363 (130/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rhapsody> who's good with perl?
<omnivector> rhapsody: that's like saying who's good with sodomy
<rhapsody> oh
<rhapsody> hey will
<rhapsody> help me with a perl problem
<doompie>      gah fuck you.
#38349 (37/187) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* tjm returns, having fled the office at 5.25pm with the utmost haste.
<dan> any reason?
<tjm> We have a major internal release tomorrow, and at 5.23pm I discovered that our main character had just turned into a small floating piece of sushi.
#38397 (21/185) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<scriptx> i told some chic tonight
<scriptx> during beerpong
<scriptx> that if i were rich i'd buy an oc192
<scriptx> she's like.. a what?
<scriptx> i said.. the mad fast internet
<scriptx> and she was like.. oh.. nice
<scriptx> you're damn right bitch
<scriptx> she's getting packeted
<scriptx> as soon as i get it
Comment: #TriX on EFnet
#38348 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+jeemsleep> last night i dreamed i had cancer and it turned out to be nowhere near as bad as everyone says it is

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