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#38330 (312/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Logik> LMFAO
<Logik> this is great
<Logik> listen up guys
<Logik> one of the hits on my website..
<Logik> os: windows 2000
<Logik> browser: explorer 6
<Logik> referer: www.search4hardcore.com
<Logik> hostname: Â library2.sagu.edu
<Nitron> o_0
<Logik> sagu = southwestern assembly of god university |
#38342 (246/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<n3ur0tich> he called me at 2 in the morning. i thought he was calling to see if i was okay. how strangly considerate, i thought. how nice.
<n3ur0tich> he called to ask if i stole his cheese. five pounds of cheese. yes, i sighed, i stole five pounds of cheese from your apartment. right. because i really needed five fucking pounds of cheese. oh, and i'm fine, thanks.
<n3ur0tich> he called again at 3.
<n3ur0tich> "are you sure you didn't take the cheese?" |
#38310 (271/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Zibro> [13:03] <Roommate> "1,100 registered sexual predators in the county.
<@Zibro> that made me think
<@Zibro> of an idea for a movie!
<@Zibro> ILLEGAL ALIEN VS SEXUAL PREDATOR |
#38305 (139/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Worthless (~Worthless@202.88.41.191) has joined #GeekIssues
* Worthless is now known as TheLoser
<@Rjx> can you feel the self-esteem |
#38325 (126/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jase> hey, its cal ripkin with the osbornes! LOLOLOLOL
<El-Grande> what exactly does that acronym stand for, jase
<Maurs> that's somebody laughing out loud in a cave |
#38316 (117/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Miyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee.
Miyomei2: And the second I whipped my penis out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing.
Miyomei2: I've never felt more manly than in that moment. |
#38339 (136/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Synlor: oh man i heard the most disgusting story ever
Synlor: okay this chick gave her boyfriend head right
Synlor: ya know
Synlor: but liek a week later there is an infection in her mouth
Synlor: so she went to the doctor to get it checked it out
butters: and?
Synlor: the doctor said it wasn't an std or anything, but it was eggs from maggots
butters: wow
Synlor: and he said the only way you could get that is if you had sex with dead people....
Synlor: her boyfriend works in a funeral homeComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#38306 (97/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< zYpurv> omg
< zYpurv> now i know what i am going to do with this property i'm gonna inherit
< zYpurv> a female-only apartment house for students
< zYpurv> of course
< Marax> with hidden cams
< zYpurv> and a 'private' pool on the roof
< Marax> and machineguns
< zYpurv> and a robot
< Marax> in case their really big boyfriends finds the cams
< zYpurv> nah i'll make the robot a sex toy and then they won't want boyfreinds anymoreComment: Ahh, geek dreams....
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#38302 (36/182) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+kirk> I DISCOVERED A STRING OF ASCII CHARACTERS THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR COCKS BREAK OUT IN WARTS IF YOU SEE IT
<+kirk> DO WHAT I SAY OR I PRINT IT OUT
» mode/#GNAA [+m] by Pi
» mode/#GNAA [-vo kirk kirk] by Pi
<@Pi> can't print out a damn thing now |
#38313 (15/175) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goatroper> theres a good chance im gonna drop in the next coupla minutes.
<Goatroper> dont know if my neighbor's wifi reaches to the bathroom :/
<Goatroper> wifi DOES reach into the bathroom
<Goatroper> :)
<Surye> taking a shit?
<OL1V3R> does that mean .. you're like .. taking a crap .. bow?
<OL1V3R> now *
<Goatroper> no
<Goatroper> i had to come in here to use the printer
<Goatroper> but i also had to pissComment: #datamachine@irc1.datamachine.net
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#38322 (10/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@ill_fill> jesus christ was a gangsta rapper
<@ill_fill> they killed him once and then he came back and make a platinum album |
#38285 (5/167) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--- gunk has changed the topic to: #mnf - simon: apparently butterscotch + baileys' is called a "cocksucking cowboy".
<freude> ...
<gunk> http://www.google.com/search?q=cocksucking+cowboy if you don't believe me.
<freude> sif i'm searching for that :p |
#38336 (4/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<elver> Interesting. There was a huge computer referred to as '786' in today's Garfield episode.
<elver> What's odd is that it took the computer several seconds to search a database of 72000 entries.
<elver> Shouldn't take that long.
<elver> Unless the operation is I/O-bound.
<elver> The search itself should be O(n) largely.
<LordBob> elver: might be a 3.5 Khz chip
<Epoch71> binary search :D
<elver> LordBob, actually, it was a cardboard box with lights on it and a guy reading a newspaper inside who turned the lights on and off.
<elver> Still, it was unrealistic.Comment: The computer was looking for the best match, so yes, unless you do preprocessing, it ought to be O(n)...
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#38340 (-3/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bradlos> had a blowout on the highway at 140km/h
<bradlos> no spare
<bradlos> not even my car |
#38327 (-3/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@hobblin> would majoring in art history be something stupid to do?
<bunkahumpa> not my cup of tea, but to each his own i guess
<bunkahumpa> and i just feel 100% gay for saying that |
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