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#38197 (251/341) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fennec> gumby_jd: I know. A "you have been drafted" spam scam! :)
<vAE86> Fennec: that's so funny, and it'd prolly work
<@Scoth> Fennec: The sad thing is it'd probably work
<@Scoth> Yeah
<@Scoth> Just a simple "You have been drafted, call this number to confirm and get flight arrangements" and see how many call
<vAE86> all you'd have to say, is call 1800 4 usarmy, for details on how to get ahold of your recruiter and tell him you've been drafted.
<vAE86> those evil recruiters would suck them right up
<@Scoth> Haha. That'd be so evil. The caller thinks they've been drafted, the recruiter things someone is volunteering, no one would be the wiser until later
<vAE86> until it was beyond hope
<@Scoth> *fade into a scene in Iraq, two soldiers chatting* "So, why'd you join?" "I got drafted. Stupid Bush." "What? There is no draft." "What? I got an e-mail..." "Oh, that's a scam. Haha!" "Crap.." |
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<MrDictionary> When I die, I want to be buried with my Wi-Fi BB Router so that people will gather around my grave and use me as a Wireless Access Point. |
#38204 (157/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Alien> i'm married whee
* Alien runs back to the partyComment: IRC Addict....
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#38222 (115/223) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Eurakarte> anyway I know this stuff because all my computers' network names are "keyboard symbols in the top row that start with the letter a"
<Eurakarte> there's asterisk, amphora, ampersand, and accent
<Eurakarte> if I need another one, addition
<MooseKuh> eura
<MooseKuh> that is the geekiest thing i have heard
<MooseKuh> in my entire fucking life. |
#38194 (86/208) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DigDug> how do i read a .job file?
<dekkon> you have to go to work.exeComment: #geekissues @ EFnet
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#38200 (26/158) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ducklord> <Rjx> time to do some benchmarking
<ducklord> I thought you said "benchpressing" ;(
<ducklord> we should be more manly |
#38228 (23/189) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@lysol> this is only since aug 2
<@lysol> lysol@beatmox:~/irclogs/gnaa$ cat \#gnaa.log | grep jews | wc -w
<@lysol> 6279
<@lysol> that's roughly 448 times jews is said daily
<+incog> thats an average of 18.6 Jph
<+incog> jews per hour |
#38230 (0/198) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tenor> can i screw SS in the lung?
<Jaymi> go ahead
<zoltan> whatever you do, i call the heart
<zoltan> the pumping is quite erotic |
#38212 (-5/205) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MStar> what's an IRC agent?
<Xshare> eh.
<Xshare> Someone who goes around and tries to get you ops in IRC Channels?
<Xshare> Usually Jewish? |
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