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#38173 (126/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Ozmo thinks half the sound effects in DBZ are done by shoving large stones up the rear ends of the voice actors and then telling them to try to get them out without using their hands...Comment: #anime-shack
#38110 (131/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
02:14 MrDictionary: My new laptoppy 802.11g wireless card is ace
02:15 Tully: that came already? phew! lucky bastard
02:15 MrDictionary: 75kbs upload to my FTP! EAT THAT!
02:16 Tully: You suck.
02:16 Jamers0n: You lucky fuck.
02:17 Tully: Betya can't shake the laptop about while uploading
02:17 MrDictionary: Just freaking watch me
* MrDicitonary has quit IRC (Ping timeout - Server time 02:18)
02:18 Jamers0n: lol
02:19 * Tully cracks knuckles
#38139 (113/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Whitetail> Dont buy your birth control items and pet supplies at the same time, or you will get funny looks
#38130 (86/198) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@depressed> After years of being lonely, somebody finally asked me to go out with her to the cinema.
<@depressed> Too bad she's my sister.
#38060 (43/169) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
21:08 <@SteveB> i just realized that the girl i've been hitting on for the past 3 days is a senior
21:08 <@SteveB> lol
21:08 < andy> hah
21:08 < andy> whenever you see a girl you should just walk up to her and say "asl"
21:08 < andy> then youll knowComment: #neoturbine on irc.neoturbine.net
#38142 (27/159) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<maff> this whole florida thing better not impact my ability to get a tasty glass of juice.
#38174 (13/193) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+nemnock> yo imagine if electric cars could harness the power of lightning
<+nemnock> they would be faster than gasoline cars
<@Justinian> ...
<@SonicVIBE> nemnock
<@m0rn> hehe
<@SonicVIBE> shut your face.
<@Justinian> seriously
<+nemnock> hahaa
<+nemnock> lightning would be like a shot of nos
<@Justinian> that's in contention for the dumbest thing ever said in hereComment: Par for the course folks.

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