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#38066 (212/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
#38044 (156/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(StickMutilator) I was stuck in Mario for a long time.........I didn't realise you could jump
#38075 (102/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[n17ikh] olympics?
[n17ikh] what's that?
[n17ikh] is that like the CS tournament?
[Malpine] Yah but you can't kill anyone.
[Schizo] yeah, and the koreans don't win as muchComment: irc.zirc.org
#38098 (78/174) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@ecks> do you have any pets that have a pension for eating things of former girlfriends?
<@f0rked> pension?
<@zeleftikam> no
<@Firebug24k> penchant
<@zeleftikam> all my pets have 401k s
#38099 (70/158) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«JINKY» dark is going for a BA in landscape design
«JINKY» with a minor in janitorial services
«Dark» i already have a masters in landscaping
«Altair» yeah me too, I've been playing simcity 4.
#38063 (39/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Twiztid> My gf called me gay
<Twiztid> I came back with
<Twiztid> "If I'm gay then why do I think of you when I jerk it?"
<Twiztid> There was an akward silence...
<Linguica> whats wrong with that
<Twiztid> nothing
<Twiztid> except I was talking to my grandfather

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