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#37991 (196/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VooDoo-chan> im sitting at home watching TV with my girlfriend, Amanda, last night... her daughter is sitting on the floor in front of us eating Jell-O... she asks me "Sean, what is Jell-O?" i look over at Amanda and she looks at me waiting for me to answer her daughter... i turn back to Tesley and tell her "Well, honey, Jell-O is made from Crushed Unicorns"...
<VooDoo-chan> whole lot of crying happened after that |
#38027 (87/191) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
VassiliSniper88: yeah
VassiliSniper88: I'm going to disneyland on saturday
VassiliSniper88: ^_^
VassiliSniper88: They kicked me out last time
VassiliSniper88: Apparently they have security cameras in the bathroom.. |
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<@littlewolf> how come all babies in anime are fat and annoying?
<ReynardTodFox> because if they were thin and sexy it would be a problem? |
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<Joe>(Geography) What is the basic unit of currency for United Arab Emirates ?
<Jim> pound
<Dalener> euro
<Jim> dinar
<Dalener> dollar
<Dalener> rupee
<Jim> peso
<Dalener> dinero
<Ellie> marc
<Dalener> franc
<Jim> rand
<Dalener> dollor
<Dalener> goat
<Dalener> small boy
<Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue> lol |
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<Nam-Ereh-Won> <NEW-Fox_McCloud> I'm from a universe that parallels yours
<Liquid> A universe without periods.
<Liquid> PARADISE!
<|Cyrus|> For women... |
#37983 (79/207) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[steven] where were you
[Mediator] first time I played doom it gave me a 3 hour seazure
[Mediator] I've been in the hospitle |
#37995 (83/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Public> Hyacinth says, "Did Fleur done you wrong again, Pyro? =((("
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "yeah, I guess you could say that Hya. She's no vagina, she just does not eat meat."
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "Stupid spell cheker"
<Public> dr.e0r says, "ahahahahah"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "HEH"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "OH MAN OH MAN"
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "*vegan"
<Public> dr.cello_laco says, "man"
<Public> dr.cello_laco says, "I actually laughed out loud at that one"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "That was like the spellchecker replacement goof of the century."Comment: From 8bitmush (http://8bit.memoryleak.org/)
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#37976 (39/169) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Fusion> heh I failed my french project because of freetranslation.com ;/Comment: #idleland on irc.alternatenet.net
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#38016 (29/171) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mech> well if you live with Fearincognito rent+utilities will be like 200 a month
<Twisted> wow i can cover that with one weeks pay
<Mech> and it's always good to have a couple thousand saved up just incase
<Twisted> yuh
<Mech> Like your car blows up or something
<Twisted> dont fucken touch my car |
#37962 (9/161) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<somniloquy> Speak English or I'll have to come kill you.
<Marax> :P
<Marax> if you are in norway lets go out for a drink
<somniloquy> K. Then I kill you.
<Marax> no
<Marax> because i had poisoned the drink
<somniloquy> I poisoned yours too.
<muscle> :o
<muscle> romeo and juliet
<[Bond]> that's sweet
<Marax> i only pretended to drink it
<somniloquy> I'm wired with explosives that detonate if my heartbeat drops too much.
<Marax> i bribed the arab you bought the explosives from, its a dud
<somniloquy> I bribed the Arab you bribed to strap some to you whilst you were asleep, too, and those aren't duds...
<Kurt> now there's a sight to wake up to
<Marax> i am beaten :/
<somniloquy> ^_^Comment: #angband @ worldirc
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#38001 (6/176) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
benn: ooh a close up of some boobs
adam: haha, 10MB in two minutes
adam: almost as good as boobsComment: geekery
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#38015 (2/156) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jaime> this asshole pops up on my msn and he's like
<Jaime> "I hate Indians...they never use smilies, just metaphors and shit"
<Jaime> and I was like...what?
<Jaime> and he's like I'm writing a book report and I have to find a smilie
<Jaime> and I go...why would a book have a smilie?
<Jaime> and then he goes...can you read? I said simile (which he did when I re-read it) |
#37971 (0/162) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Pi> at best buy they will tell you that a computer is wireless ready
<@Pi> can anyone tell me what "wireless ready" means?
< jerry> They haven't yanked all the wires out, but they could.
<@Pi> almost
< jerry> Either that or it has a slot for a wireless card.
<@Pi> THERE YOU GO !!!
<@Pi> WE HAVE A WINNER
< jerry> I prefer my first answer.
<@Pi> douchebags
<@Pi> "OH your computer is WIRELESS READY, so you could WALK AROUND WITHOUT WIRES!!!"
<@Pi> (after paying us for a wireless card and installation!!)
<@Pi> (but we don't tell you that) |
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<v3dd3r> i thought i set off my own gaydar one time, but it turned out there was a fag right behind meComment: #geekissues
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#38029 (-1/173) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
@(goo) i'm bored
@(frosty_theaussie) that sounds like fun |
#38026 (-1/157) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Da Glome> archive my cat photos
<Da Glome> you can photoshop in funny comments
<youyesyou> like "i hate my pwner" |
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