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#37927 (250/390) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
quad341: Give a man a fish and you can feed him for a day, give him a religion and he'll starve to death praying for a fish.
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<icrlym> whats the best irc client for linux
<fnord> irssi
<+Popdog> irssi
<wo|2m> irssi
<icrlym> where can i get it
fnord> irssi.org
<+Popdog> irssi.org
<NarkLoaf> irssi.org
<wo|2m> irssi.org
<fnord> lol.
<+Popdog> lol
<wo|2m> lol.
<NarkLoaf> lol.Comment: #linux on gamesurge
#37968 (52/198) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Norgus> I bought cheapy headphones and they sound like some sailor stuck his dick in my ear.
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<Ed> Don't say that at an anime convention
<Schizo> why would i be at an anime convention?
* Ed grimaces
<Schizo> if there's an anime convention in town, i'll be there for one reason and one reason only
<Schizo> i'll be at the door handing ponchos to the fatties in sailor moon costumes
<Ed> I'd only go if I could SHOOT the fatties in Sailor Moon costumes
* Ed grimaces
<Aldragoran> lol there you go you can go as a team
<Schizo> i can put targets on the ponchos
<Ed> I'll bring the .30-06
<Aldragoran> Schizo can hand out the ponchos with nice big bullseyes on the back
<Schizo> or numbers, and we make a game of it. after a few hours to get some numbers out, you have to hunt them down in order
<Ed> Something tells me it takes a bit more firepower to kill a fatty than a deer
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<Dudicon> Man, I cut my throat shaving today, right on the trachea.  It's felt weird all day.
<Spack> CUT DEEPER
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mrsaturn42: lol my mom tells me "make sure to lock the doors i dont want any negros breaking in"
wc3 Brewskii: hahaha
wc3 Brewskii: i love your mom, she is a wise person
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<@ne0n> 'lol' is such a gay word.
<@ne0n> lol
<@ne0n> fuck.
<@ne0n> haComment: #idleland on irc.alternatenet.net

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