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#37901 (127/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lukeh> MASTURBATION AND POWER RANGERS ARE THE KEY TO SUCCESS IN LIFE!
<Yed> so Lukeh
<Yed> if i masturbate to power rangers
<Yed> does that mean i succeed twice
<Lukeh> You are a god
<Yed> AWESOME.
#37922 (22/190) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Chexee) DING DONG
(Jazzi) who's there?
(Jazzi) oh wait... that's knock knock.
#37909 (4/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ben: Because she's sexy, and beautiful, and smart, and clever
ben: She was a cheerleader too, dude.
ben: Mmmm... mini skirt.
LivingTerrain: Mmmm... toms managed to build a rather nice system (Athlon Xp 2600+, Radeon 9600 XT, 512mb of DDR400, 2x80gb) for less than $1000
Comment: AOL IM session
#37918 (-1/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yayo> whats that torrent program that makes you not have to upload? starts with azn or something i think
<CrazyCoot> jewtorrent maybe
Comment: #geekissues
#37912 (-1/187) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tmk> irid: running win98 was like being mentally challenged from birth, death didnt matter.
<Iridian> tmk, in w2k, you just get shot at leg, can't walk, but you can still curse and show your middle finger to people :)

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