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#37785 (201/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Lucifer7> I think I just caught my Linux servers in the act,
<@Lucifer7> I walk in and both of them are at high network and hard drive activity.
<@Lucifer7> Then they both suddenly stop and the lights go back to normal.Comment: #Fritolaid irc.homelan.com
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#37770 (185/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
{Gohla} What could be defined as:'having an orgasm before your partner desires it'?
{Gohla} Answer: --------- -----------
{Gohla} Scrambled: urpemtear ncauaojtiel
{Endless_Tears} premature ejaculation
{Gohla} Newbie Endless_Tears got the answer: Premature ejaculation in 7.6714 seconds. Points:13 Rank:37th
{Gohla} Endless_Tears has moved up in rank: 35th
{Endless_Tears} Bam
{JackTheRipper} damn your fast
{Endless_Tears} That's what she saidComment: I love mIRC trivia things :P.
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#37729 (94/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so screwed |
#37790 (94/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<simon-say> CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
<simon-say> In a random check for banned substances, three were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
<simon-say> The substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste, (2) Deodorant, (3) Soap
<simon-say> The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...
<simon-say> Earlier reports that French Government officials attempted to surrender to Armstrong as he entered Paris were apparently erroneous. |
#37732 (71/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<danny> How do u get rid of e-mail
<Plog> ...
<Plog> Delete it?
<danny> how
<Plog> Click delete.
<danny> where
<Plog> ... |
#37751 (16/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fuzzi-Fox> Mox: us gay guys have a high council we report to monthly, for every full conversion, we get a toaster.. you ever wondered why most gay guys homes -always- have a toaster with bagel smart (tm)?
<Jamorum> Wow...Damn...I'm straight and I want a toaster...*pouts*Comment: #LiveYiff
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#37760 (13/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pelican> baka yaoi yuri kitsune na ongaku
<DrGamez> and that concludes Pel's japanese vocabularyComment: #LiveYiff
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#37749 (-2/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dubstylee> I'm poopular |
#37741 (-4/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cybil> BEHOLD MY POWER!
* Cybil makes toast.
<Pelican> Noo! She's torturing that poor bread!Comment: #LiveYiff
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#37774 (-2/204) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(&Torquemada) so then ask yourself what u're using linux for
(&MaNI) cause it rapes windows
(&MaNI) and i like it
(&Dangerous) you like rape? |
#37738 (-8/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* helinem holds up a gold watch on a chain, and swings it back and forth in front of Jinn. "You are feeling sleepy..."
* Jinn eats the watch.Comment: #LiveYiff
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#37734 (-7/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Doc|Scanning> This is going to take a while -..-
<Doc|Scanning> Slow ass scanner
<Celeste> ass scanning? o.o
<Doc|Scanning> Haha
<Doc|Scanning> Yeah...Comment: #LiveYiff
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