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#37683 (145/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZiPPy> thats like type /quit then a persons name after it eg. /quit Snookle and it will quit that person.
<ZiPPy> go on try it.
<wabz> i think it works better with /ban
<wabz> let me try
* wabz sets mode: +b ZiPPy!*ZiPPy@vw8185.optusnet.com.au
Comment: game set match: wabz
#37726 (131/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phlip_f00d> wow water takes a long time to boil if you turn the oven on instead of the stoveComment: #blenderchat on FreeNode
#37702 (110/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Valkarious> OMFG
<@Valkarious> I'm talking to this girl on the phone
<@Valkarious> and all of a sudden this Flash porno ad comes up outta no where
<@Valkarious> "Unnnhhh Mmmmm Oh yeah, baby, pound that sweet pussy"
<@Valkarious> OMFG
<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> ROFL
<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> she'd be like wtf ...
<@aGeNt_tHuMb[56k4life]> sad cunt ...
<@Valkarious> Well, normally I can talk my way out of things real fast
<@Valkarious> This time.... i dunno
<@Valkarious> "Uhhh OH SHIT... That's my parents"
#37685 (90/190) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
VJC99: so paris hilton is releasing an album
VJC99: a musical album
VJC99: because record companies are that fucking pathetic
ingannilo: should be interesting
ingannilo: I liked her last video
#37704 (89/195) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[23:50] * HerbDX is now on holiday, back in 2 weeks
[23:55] * HerbDX is on holiday [ back in 2 weeks 6 days 23 hours and 55 minutes ]
[23:55] <harryj> this is gonna be a LONG 2 weeks
#37705 (64/174) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Petah> btw, drug tests are the most degrading things on the face of the earth
<@Petah> pissing on demand into a plastic cup is by far the worst thing I've had to do in a doctor's office. it trumps "turn and cough" by a mile
<@Petah> especially when you come out and hand the nurse a cup full of piss and she comments on the volume
<@Petah> FUCK YOU BITCH I HAD A LOT OF WATER!
#37678 (65/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(SherP) damn
(SherP) i just got head
(SherP) :-D
(SabrWolf) that trick with the cat food worked ?
(SherP) ?
(SherP) die
Comment: sherp is a tool
#37696 (48/184) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Syntax[AA]> can you ping flood 69.169.219.59 for me?
<Daniel> That my IP..
<Syntax[AA]> shit!
#37727 (36/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kurt> you know, if I look up my quotes on qdb.us I appear to be a racist, sexist anti-semite
<Kurt> however, this is not painting the full picture
<StealthNinjaGirl> you also eat small cute kittens?
<Kurt> I would
<Kurt> but we don't have any
<StealthNinjaGirl> ate them all, already?
<Kurt> yeah
<Kurt> they were a bit stringy
Comment: #maddox on WhatNET
#37688 (2/160) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Naked> I like my Motorola phone because it has a rocketship function. On a full charge I can make it to the moon.
<Naked> Top that north. :P
<mrk> mines so small it makes good for foreplay
<mrk> phone ¬_¬
Comment: #futuremark
#37698 (1/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<human39> Rick James died
<Xshare> human39, nooo!
<Xshare> wait..
<Xshare> that means half my school died.
<Xshare> They keep saying they're Rick James.
<Xshare> :-/
<woogs> LOL
Comment: #wht
#37673 (-3/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RinCEBrain> I believe I once smuggled a 12-pack in my pants.
#37695 (-2/196) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ghostlink2> damn im sober from a party last night , had lil too much to drink

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