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#37558 (217/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammitComment: ZiRC
#37546 (106/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*talking about windows XP 64*
(whales3x) to be honest, I am impressed with the os
(whales3x) brb....
¹¹º¹ Quit» (whales3x) (whalesex@209.159.210.144)
(@TheVirus) dunno if i trust a person with the nick whalesex
(Syanide) lol
(Syanide) Says 'TheVirus'
(Syanide) hahaha
(@TheVirus) touche
#37559 (32/164) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ctfan|D2> Damn, that game is ADDICTING, its like sex but w/o the chick and the sex
#37556 (13/155) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gloone> i've seen kraftwerk live
<gloone> it was pretty cool
<gloone> my gf saw them life this summer and she can't shut up about it
<gloone> she even mentioned it after sex once, she was in a really good mood
<gloone> and i was like "was it that good?" and the replied that she was thinking about the kraftwerk concert :(Comment: #ramen
#37565 (14/172) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@greeneking) I started my job today...
(@greeneking) It's so easy, lol
(@greeneking) 8 hour shifts
(@greeneking) and all i do is get books off shelves and put them onto boxes
(@greeneking) the most fun part is pushing a box down one of them roller belt thingys
(@greeneking) i should shit in oneComment: genuine typo....
#37550 (6/162) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dooky> oh and get a bucket of paint and slop it all over her car
<MSIGuy> Yeah.
<Stonefish> dooky: Glue it on the hood, like a Mack Truck bulldog
<Inept> Crazy glue the dildo onto her hood where the hood ornament should be.
<dooky> gluing the dildo do the windshield was a good ideaComment: who needs keys when you have a dildo and epoxy

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