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#309372 (110/152) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Killswitch> 1. Go to 3 random YouTube videos
<Killswitch> 2. Write "I'm pretty sure this is trance, not house."
<Killswitch> 3. Wait for a war to start.
<_tca> oh hey look another american trying to start wars for no reason
#309122 (48/62) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Erik> oh yeah, isp seems to be having routing problems recently as they're adding peers
<+Cronus> peer pressure
#309840 (31/57) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Swob> there's a species of pea which has peapods that are 6 feet long
<RD> I wouldn't use that as a pickup line
#306805 (25/71) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> who are you talking to?
<DigDug> your mom
<Rjx> she's asleep I think
<Rjx> you're wasting your time
<DigDug> oh damn
<DigDug> tell her i said hello
<DigDug> i had a really good time last night
<DigDug> and i'm really sorry about that thing with the flowers
<DigDug> i hope we can hang out again soon sometime
<DigDug> i promise i'm usually not that on edge, i was just really nervous about seeing her
<Rjx> she says she loves you, but she's not in love with you
#296074 (41/71) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+MurderMachine> Are the ghosts of black people white? Don't interpret that as racist, I've just never seen a black ghost in a movie or anything.
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#306654 (25/73) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myself> white castle has toroidal chicken
<myself> Cheerios for breakfast, chicken rings and a bagel for lunch
<myself> pineapple and calamari for dinner, donut for dessert
<myself> a well-rounded diet
#310406 (227/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@pronto> Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
<@pronto> The future is stupid.
#310136 (64/140) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whelp> mom called me and said her series got deleted from torrents and asked me to fix it. i said dont vote putin next timeComment: whelp is russian
#310161 (26/84) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RHExcelion> You know, when I Was a kid, playing oregon trail
<RHExcelion> I'd shoot the damn tumbleweed
<RHExcelion> And wonder why I never got any meat
<Edward_Bebop> you thought the tumbleweed was an animal???
#309980 (19/97) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SickInterpol> you couldn't be farther from the truth. I put 16GB in a quad core machine and that shit ran fly, dog.
<AaronBallman> SickInterpol: I am not a canine, and I am sorry that you had flies running on your feces.
#304384 (97/149) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lungfish> nothing worse than a 30 year old who thinks hes really smart yet has accomplished absolutely nothing
<JDigital> lungfish: I thought you were 28
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#301866 (154/200) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<indigo> 6750[~9iurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (continued for several lines)
<rogueclown> ???
<@packrat> theres a cat on indigo's keyboard
<Sneakyness> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
<@packrat> thats my guess
<rogueclown> meow.
<Sneakyness> :3
<indigo> =~s--------------------------------------------------------- (continued for several lines)
<nullspace> rawr
<indigo> =sss[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ (continued for several lines)
<nullspace> shoo cat
-!- indigo was kicked from #i3detroit by packrat [indigo]
(twenty minutes later)
-!- indigo [~indigo@theross.com] has joined #i3detroit
<indigo> well, sorry about that
<Stormgren> cat?
<indigo> i don't know
<indigo> i think i've been sitting here all that time
(two hours later)
<indigo> so, i've discovered the cause of my earlier flood
<indigo> i've been informed there *was* a cat on my keyboard
<indigo> it was another keyboard with a screen session 20 miles away
#310139 (68/90) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mroman> how do i rotate the cube?
<boily> you click in the emptiness and drag.
<quintopia> boily: this sounds like a philosophy of life
#309494 (83/103) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DeadStar> I have a general question that will sound kinda odd
<DeadStar> how do power buttons work on computers
...
[snip]
...
<DeadStar> Im looking in to having a rasbery pi host a web page that will turn on my big power hungry server
<SirWolfgang> it doesnt hold state, it sends a toggle signle on press
<SirWolfgang> which goes to the powersupple, normally brown wire on motherboard
<DeadStar> you think i coud just use a relay across the 2 pins of the power button
<myself> did you check the BIOS for Wake-On-LAN capability first?
<DeadStar> thats a good point
<myself> I mean, not to stop the wheel-reinvention party that surrounds any raspi project...
<DeadStar> didnt think of that
#303390 (55/87) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Kufat> just once I'd like to see someone turn a piece of consumer electronics into an altoids tin, instead of the other way aroundComment: #nesdev
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#310122 (69/89) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aragan> ... okay, I have determined that is not lightning.
<Aragan> That is artillery.
<Theogrin> Sturm und drang?  What're ya playing, Aragan?
<Aragan> Call of Duty: College Life Near an Army Base.
Comment: From #ragnarokwisdom, irc.esper.net
#310551 (152/176) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[MobileJovian] If something is objective only for one person, then it's not objective
[MobileJovian] That's sort of the exact definition of subjectivity
[Me-me] maybe for you it is
[MobileJovian] I see what you did there.
#308834 (56/72) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Nevermind: About shitty code
Nevermind: There is an hierarchy - WidgetBase - GuiWidget - Rectangle
Nevermind: What do you call a programmer who adds a scroll event handler to Rectangle class, which changes value of a field added to WidgetBase, which is later used in GuiWidget as a text argument to a low leve render code
Nevermind: All this just to make a scrolling text show up over Rectabgle in a single place?
MaxEd: You don't call him anything, he should not hear you coming
#304152 (97/135) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<konaya> Right, I'm having a slight dilemma here.
<nickp666> konaya: sup?
<konaya> If I take the lift, I'll probably timeout on IRC.
<konaya> But I'm too lazy to take the stairs.
<rekoil> is the lift faster than freefall konaya?
<konaya> rekoil, that would be funny but no
<rekoil> you could throw the laptop, take the lift and catch it
<rekoil> thus remaining connected!
[...]
<konaya> Hm. They've fixed the wlan coverage in the elevators.
<konaya> I see my letters of complaint finally paid off then.
Comment: #idroid-dev@irc.macos86.hu
#305477 (22/104) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rd8t> i asked her to log in with her account...she asked if she users her own password or do i give her mine
#306570 (116/158) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dd7> i once had a virus that didn't do anything but move icons back to the spot i dragged them from
<dd7> it was terrible
<dd7> i think i'd much rather deal with a stolen credit card than not being able to organize my fucking desktop
#302239 (113/177) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bofh> how did little endian come about anyway?
<tgies> ok you know about the original sin right
<bofh> like big endian seems fairly obvious as it's how we typically read numbers, and it was also used by the TCP/IP spec
<bofh> as in the trig function?
<tgies> no the biblical original sin
<tgies> god showed up
<tgies> and he was like
<tgies> ok, since you guys are dillholes and dont know how to fucking listen
<tgies> from now on you have to work for your food
<tgies> childbirth will be painful
<tgies> and you'll have to work with this fucking stupid god damn system for representing numbers where the least significant byte comes first
Comment: wgiowrb.dyndns.org #animutation
#307705 (60/102) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BMF54123> bluh, what the hell is wrong with FCEUX
<BMF54123> I have to load Metroid several times to keep it from crashing at a grey screen
<Inuyasha> it's a REALLY accurate emulator :o
#307308 (16/162) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Thurmond: I only know one Russian word
Thurmond: and it's the word for hedgehog
JBIC: I KNOW THREE WORDS
JBIC: Nyet
JBIC: Da
JBIC: Vodka
#304607 (154/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
The_Jack_of_Clubs: you need to upgrade to safari 5.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.3 cause it fixes 1 little issue that youll never notice, mostly cause you use firefox, also it needs to restart and to "optimize the hard drive" and while your at it, would you like to install the new version of itune+quicktime? its only 20gb and it has the ability to upgrade the firmware of the iphone that you dont have!
The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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